Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Sicko

You see, there are things that I wanna talk about. I have been seriously contemplating about this issue.

Gay porn. How diverse is it? Well, for me, I only have two main categories. I seem to have found a formula for the script.

Normal gay porn: oh hey I came over to give you a massage at a public pool, three minutes of horrid dialog and oh oops I somehow fell in and out of your butt for twenty minutes with horrid grunting and phrases like "fuck yeah" or "you like that!?"

Japanese gay porn: I really like you, I've had a crush on you for so long. Sometimes I imagine us being together. I saw you passing down the street and I couldn't get you out of my mind. I had to come say something. Sometimes i could be just sitting off on my own and I'll start to daydream. I drift of into almost another realm where we are all alone like I've always wanted but was too shy to ever tell. I have mustered up enough courage to tell you all this. Please don't be angry. I'm really shy and just want to be loved. May I kiss you? Just once? And maybe we will fall in love like I have always hoped. Twenty minutes of cute Japanese dialog and ten minutes of awkward kissing. Three minutes of crazy awkward sex and soft cute moaning.

7 comments:

  1. I dont know what kind of Jap porn you've been checking out hun, but the one's that I've been seeing has been the typical wam-bam-thank-you-maam kind. Though I've always preferred the tacky dialogues, hot sweaty sex and dirty talk over Japanese men and their i-don't-know-if-im-hurting-or-having-fun-moaning.

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    1. Hahaha. I apparently am hooked to yaoi types of porn. Its like watching cats have sex. Hahahaha.

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    2. which is such a turn-on. said no one ever lol
      to each his own ;)

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  2. yung mga mga jap gay porns na napanood ko, karamihan yung tipong against their will / sapilitan tapos may lalaking naka-shades or nakatakip ang buong mukha.

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    1. Ay pangit yun eh. Walang originality. Gusto ko yung mga manga-ish type. Lol.

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    2. Yea, that's what I watch too. Not bad, rarely see somebody I fancy though.

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