Showing posts with label haha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label haha. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Scully Doesn't Know
Just because people like your posts, doesn’t mean you’re a genius. It just means you sound and seem like one, but in fact, there is no depth in your character. You’re as shallow as your posts are. Sad truth babydoll. You’ll never be a real blogger. I’ve seen more interesting pieces from 14 year-old girls.
Sincerely yours,
Your friendly neighborhood hipster.
XOXO
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Sensory Overload pt.2
"Okay na yan. Hehe.." SHIT MAN... I CAN'T COMPREHEND WHAT IS GOING ON.
"Ah ano candy?"
"Basta!!! Halika na, masarap to. Ang init eh." There was this glint in his eyes that just tells me to give in.
But my body heeded the call. It was like I was entranced by the pied piper of Hamelin.
I went inside their house, he invited me over to their couch. He turned on the fan and turned on the TV. I was sweating like a pig.
"Pawis na pawis ah. Hehe." AGAIN THAT SMILE AND TONE.
"Init eh... Hay..."
"Tamang tama... Eto oh..." Then things went on a total disaster.
Next thing I knew was, he was sucking. I was also sucking. It was long and hard. It was ecstasy. It was intense. It was totally unexpected. It got me pinned down and I was on full surrender.
"Sarap ba?"
"Ay naman... Kulang pa?"
"Oo eh, gusto ko pa...." like he was begging for more. OH MY FUCKING GOD
"Eh wala na ko barya. 3 pesos lang pera ko."
"Ay bitin pa ko... Libre kita..."
He pulled out more Ice Pops.
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Turns out, he was a new neighbor. He doesn't know I'm gay. He thinks I'm straight and shit. Well that's because I never go out of our house ever since I bloomed into a full blown flower. And when I do go out, I made sure I walked with swag so no one would ever dare ask me questions.
I don't know if he knows this but he's being all too delicious. LOL!
He was an engineer, he's about my age, he plays basketball and volleyball. He just wanted to make new friends. Well I'm not exactly that friendly especially around our neighborhood, but I made an exception. LOL.
Anyways, there was nothing, really. It was just a weird car accident that happened.
The summer heat has seeped inside my brain and melted it like ice cream.
"Ah ano candy?"
"Basta!!! Halika na, masarap to. Ang init eh." There was this glint in his eyes that just tells me to give in.
But my body heeded the call. It was like I was entranced by the pied piper of Hamelin.
I went inside their house, he invited me over to their couch. He turned on the fan and turned on the TV. I was sweating like a pig.
"Pawis na pawis ah. Hehe." AGAIN THAT SMILE AND TONE.
"Init eh... Hay..."
"Tamang tama... Eto oh..." Then things went on a total disaster.
Next thing I knew was, he was sucking. I was also sucking. It was long and hard. It was ecstasy. It was intense. It was totally unexpected. It got me pinned down and I was on full surrender.
"Sarap ba?"
"Ay naman... Kulang pa?"
"Oo eh, gusto ko pa...." like he was begging for more. OH MY FUCKING GOD
"Eh wala na ko barya. 3 pesos lang pera ko."
"Ay bitin pa ko... Libre kita..."
He pulled out more Ice Pops.
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Turns out, he was a new neighbor. He doesn't know I'm gay. He thinks I'm straight and shit. Well that's because I never go out of our house ever since I bloomed into a full blown flower. And when I do go out, I made sure I walked with swag so no one would ever dare ask me questions.
I don't know if he knows this but he's being all too delicious. LOL!
He was an engineer, he's about my age, he plays basketball and volleyball. He just wanted to make new friends. Well I'm not exactly that friendly especially around our neighborhood, but I made an exception. LOL.
Anyways, there was nothing, really. It was just a weird car accident that happened.
The summer heat has seeped inside my brain and melted it like ice cream.
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